








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 89 | 10% |
| Smokes | 412 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 302 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 49 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $377,569 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buniek | 38% | 8 |
| #2 | Glono_God | 36% | 36 |
| #3 | Kapi | 33% | 33 |
| #4 | DAWIDKE | 33% | 90 |
| #5 | Gziu | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Glono_God | 36% | 36 |
| #3 | Kapi | 33% | 33 |
| #4 | DAWIDKE | 33% | 90 |
| #5 | Gziu | 31% | 13 |
| #6 | złomek | 17% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAWIDKE | 10 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Kapi | 8 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | Glono_God | 7 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | buniek | 5 | 0.0287 |
| #5 | złomek | 4 | 0.0158 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAWIDKE | 77 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | Gziu | 48 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | Kapi | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Glono_God | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | złomek | 20 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAWIDKE | +4.86 | 63 | 39 |
| #2 | buniek | +4.20 | 48 | 18 |
| #3 | Glono_God | +2.25 | 57 | 44 |
| #4 | Kapi | +0.15 | 25 | 24 |
| #5 | Gziu | -0.79 | 32 | 50 |





