








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 783 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 205 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1818 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1392 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1978 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2182 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,067,772 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 540 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elfaZ- | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | DeeerOnur | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | Olaf of Duty | 49% | 153 |
| #4 | xEinRalle | 47% | 81 |
| #5 | Der Narr | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Olaf of Duty | 49% | 153 |
| #4 | xEinRalle | 47% | 81 |
| #5 | Der Narr | 45% | 42 |
| #6 | 𝐃𝐨𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐫 | 42% | 36 |
| #7 | THC | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olaf of Duty | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | xEinRalle | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | 𝐃𝐨𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐫 | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Der Narr | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | THC | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olaf of Duty | 236 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | xEinRalle | 220 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Der Narr | 168 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | THC | 86 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | elfaZ- | 53 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elfaZ- | +7.35 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | Der Narr | +2.16 | 68 | 68 |
| #3 | SkillyAK.HYU | +1.64 | 65 | 49 |
| #4 | 𝐃𝐨𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐫 | +0.74 | 43 | 37 |
| #5 | xEinRalle | +0.46 | 52 | 63 |





