








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,969 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1407 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1423 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1125 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1014 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $487,113 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olaf of Duty | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | Willi the Worm | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Der Narr | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | THC | 53% | 64 |
| #5 | DeeerOnur | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Der Narr | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | THC | 53% | 64 |
| #5 | DeeerOnur | 52% | 21 |
| #6 | SkillyAK.HYU | 47% | 81 |
| #7 | elfaZ- | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkillyAK.HYU | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | THC | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | elfaZ- | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Olaf of Duty | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | DeeerOnur | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THC | 171 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | SkillyAK.HYU | 137 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | elfaZ- | 129 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | Der Narr | 98 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | Willi the Worm | 47 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Der Narr | +7.97 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | Willi the Worm | +6.23 | 86 | 70 |
| #3 | elfaZ- | +5.41 | 80 | 66 |
| #4 | xEinRalle | -0.27 | 50 | 61 |
| #5 | SkillyAK.HYU | -0.32 | 62 | 48 |





