








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 157 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,552 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2712 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3919 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3654 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3267 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,069,955 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | grapHik | 44% | 25 |
| #14 | Steak From Jake Farm | 43% | 54 |
| #15 | PRIEST64 | 39% | 31 |
| #16 | OeR0 | 38% | 26 |
| #17 | aNDu64 ⭕⃤ | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reaper | 17 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | RagZ | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | fatmontana | 8 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | fatmontana | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Steak From Jake Farm | 7 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RagZ | 768 | 0.27 | 18 min |
| #2 | Stalfire | 372 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | fiska | 294 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | Reaper | 204 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | <>< | 173 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reaper | +3.72 | 75 | 50 |
| #2 | OeR0 | +1.70 | 83 | 76 |
| #3 | Carved | +1.56 | 67 | 57 |
| #4 | <>< | +1.43 | 53 | 74 |
| #5 | fiska | +1.25 | 71 | 76 |





