








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 210 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,929 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4608 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4024 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3102 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3195 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,041,106 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1009 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ギガ- 98 ᵖᵉᵃᵏ | 65% | 117 |
| #2 | benj | 65% | 94 |
| #3 | Flingueur | 65% | 31 |
| #4 | KsDruido | 63% | 67 |
| #5 | Ryckless ツ | 61% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | KsDruido | 63% | 67 |
| #5 | Ryckless ツ | 61% | 182 |
| #6 | Sicilia_^ | 58% | 55 |
| #7 | Supersus | 57% | 60 |
| #8 | Aligator | 50% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Supersus | 12 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | benj | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Ryckless ツ | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | ♡ギガ- 98 ᵖᵉᵃᵏ | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Sicilia_^ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryckless ツ | 398 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | ♡ギガ- 98 ᵖᵉᵃᵏ | 351 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | KsDruido | 211 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | benj | 162 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Supersus | 161 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flingueur | +5.61 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | ♡ギガ- 98 ᵖᵉᵃᵏ | +2.01 | 59 | 67 |
| #3 | benj | +1.64 | 65 | 51 |
| #4 | Ryckless ツ | +1.03 | 55 | 67 |
| #5 | Kaizarr | +0.82 | 62 | 58 |





