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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 221 matches | ||
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 183 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




197 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,357 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 499 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1005 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 747 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 106 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,528,631 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5752 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ky0raku | +10.11 | 96 | 69 |
| #2 | SaskeKunDayo | +2.83 | 73 | 29 |
| #3 | Joe | +1.15 | 76 | 51 |
| #4 | eashooko | -0.13 | 43 | 44 |
| #5 | POOPY BLYAT | -1.29 | 55 | 25 |





