








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1942 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1001 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1631 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1550 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1877 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,553,105 of utility $256 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 300 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | SaskeKunDayo | 55% | 58 |
| #10 | Nebtun | 47% | 17 |
| #11 | Orgil | 44% | 27 |
| #12 | TheSwagger | 34% | 41 |
| #13 | ana | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ky0raku | 22 | 0.0170 |
| #2 | 76561198856864625 | 20 | 0.0137 |
| #3 | SaskeKunDayo | 11 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | soh_sayadi | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | TheSwagger | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ky0raku | 384 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| #2 | FujiWuji | 81 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nebtun | 70 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | Joe | 54 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | SaskeKunDayo | 36 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FujiWuji | +10.59 | 88 | 41 |
| #2 | Ky0raku | +9.93 | 96 | 71 |
| #3 | Luokoro | +8.27 | 92 | 31 |
| #4 | Nebtun | +6.02 | 91 | 61 |
| #5 | Joe | +1.91 | 83 | 53 |





