








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2052 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4708 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3237 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2814 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2690 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $682,046 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Get_Chuu | 60% | 95 |
| #2 | CINO | 59% | 207 |
| #3 | Yang | 56% | 137 |
| #4 | salami | 56% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Get_Chuu | 60% | 95 |
| #2 | CINO | 59% | 207 |
| #3 | Yang | 56% | 137 |
| #4 | salami | 56% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | salami | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | CINO | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Yang | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Get_Chuu | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CINO | 782 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #2 | Yang | 455 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | salami | 221 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | Get_Chuu | 129 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CINO | +3.77 | 71 | 64 |
| #2 | Yang | +1.32 | 64 | 59 |
| #3 | Get_Chuu | -0.55 | 60 | 41 |
| #4 | MrLightningBolt | -0.98 | 44 | 66 |
| #5 | salami | -1.67 | 48 | 50 |





