








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 296 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1814 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,699 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1124 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2913 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2379 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2283 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $716,333 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Get_Chuu | 60% | 107 |
| #2 | CINO | 58% | 237 |
| #3 | Yang | 57% | 145 |
| #4 | MrLightningBolt | 56% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Get_Chuu | 60% | 107 |
| #2 | CINO | 58% | 237 |
| #3 | Yang | 57% | 145 |
| #4 | MrLightningBolt | 56% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrLightningBolt | 16 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | CINO | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Get_Chuu | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Yang | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrLightningBolt | 1121 | 0.23 | 26 min |
| #2 | CINO | 878 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #3 | Yang | 471 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | Get_Chuu | 149 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CINO | +3.57 | 71 | 63 |
| #2 | Yang | +1.03 | 60 | 58 |
| #3 | Get_Chuu | -0.68 | 57 | 43 |
| #4 | MrLightningBolt | -0.78 | 43 | 66 |
| #5 | salami | -1.79 | 48 | 50 |





