








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5336 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6558 | 44% |
| Smokes | 3961 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2090 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2271 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $771,604 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | P.Ness | 64% | 237 |
| #4 | xmin | 59% | 177 |
| #5 | MilkShake | 58% | 203 |
| #6 | Nekro | 57% | 156 |
| #7 | Lifted | 56% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xmin | 524 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | MilkShake | 520 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Lifted | 331 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | Nekro | 149 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | P.Ness | 147 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J <3 T | +6.06 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | MilkShake | +1.37 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | xmin | +1.28 | 81 | 50 |
| #4 | Lifted | -1.64 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | LazyMelon | -1.74 | 52 | 57 |





