








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 538 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 409 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3905 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,597 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2665 | 15% |
| Smokes | 6041 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3903 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4988 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,690,591 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Coconut Water | 46% | 56 |
| #9 | Blübbs | 46% | 166 |
| #10 | NudeL | 45% | 144 |
| #11 | ZeZe | 45% | 264 |
| #12 | Manti | 37% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ken0bi_ | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | mattG | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | ZeZe | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Blübbs | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | KNZEEEE | 6 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mattG | 985 | 0.17 | 34 min |
| #2 | Ken0bi_ | 729 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #3 | NudeL | 444 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | lucy | 393 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #5 | ZeZe | 363 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mattG | +3.75 | 87 | 79 |
| #2 | Ken0bi_ | +1.68 | 68 | 73 |
| #3 | Hoff | +1.38 | 83 | 77 |
| #4 | Twitch.tv/bethvictoria_xx | +1.13 | 78 | 48 |
| #5 | Coconut Water | +1.04 | 61 | 32 |





