








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 267 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4979 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5387 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4180 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2455 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3005 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $668,694 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZeZe | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | KNZEEEE | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | prizzzle | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Blübbs | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Ken0bi_ | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ken0bi_ | 444 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | ZeZe | 311 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | NudeL | 287 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | prizzzle | 270 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | KNZEEEE | 264 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mattG | +3.90 | 87 | 79 |
| #2 | tess | +2.60 | 70 | 69 |
| #3 | Hoff | +1.38 | 83 | 77 |
| #4 | Ken0bi_ | +1.32 | 69 | 74 |
| #5 | Bovski | +1.03 | 78 | 58 |





