








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 23 | 12% |
| Smokes | 31 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 83 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 56 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $162,717 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 50% | 20 |
| #2 | ymmaS | 38% | 24 |
| #3 | | 35% | 26 |
| #4 | Angry Bird | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | Ebou | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 50% | 20 |
| #2 | ymmaS | 38% | 24 |
| #3 | | 35% | 26 |
| #4 | Angry Bird | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | Ebou | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | ymmaS | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 34 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | ymmaS | 14 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | Angry Bird | 13 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #4 | | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daddy | +0.61 | 52 | 17 |
| #2 | Angry Bird | -0.21 | 47 | 21 |
| #3 | | -0.40 | 46 | 34 |
| #4 | ymmaS | -2.59 | 29 | 23 |
| #5 | | -4.11 | 15 | 41 |





