








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 665 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 112 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,834 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1086 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1155 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3435 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 2158 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,818,129 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 564 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ꞩảȵᵭę̋℞ | 49% | 41 |
| #2 | Blue motherfucker Frog | 46% | 302 |
| #3 | Wiener Blockchef | 46% | 135 |
| #4 | | 45% | 51 |
| #5 | ymmaS | 41% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ꞩảȵᵭę̋℞ | 49% | 41 |
| #2 | Blue motherfucker Frog | 46% | 302 |
| #3 | Wiener Blockchef | 46% | 135 |
| #4 | | 45% | 51 |
| #5 | ymmaS | 41% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wiener Blockchef | 37 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | Ꞩảȵᵭę̋℞ | 17 | 0.0252 |
| #3 | Blue motherfucker Frog | 15 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | ymmaS | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wiener Blockchef | 111 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | Blue motherfucker Frog | 59 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #3 | ymmaS | 42 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ꞩảȵᵭę̋℞ | 26 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | | 13 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wiener Blockchef | +0.93 | 59 | 31 |
| #2 | Blue motherfucker Frog | +0.69 | 59 | 23 |
| #3 | Ꞩảȵᵭę̋℞ | +0.69 | 41 | 28 |
| #4 | | -0.27 | 53 | 29 |
| #5 | ymmaS | -2.15 | 21 | 32 |





