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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 578 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3993 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3664 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3590 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2767 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2181 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,717,621 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1069 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swqft | 71% | 45 |
| #2 | PinkNinja941 | 62% | 87 |
| #3 | SmellyTesty | 57% | 422 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swqft | 71% | 45 |
| #2 | PinkNinja941 | 62% | 87 |
| #3 | SmellyTesty | 57% | 422 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmellyTesty | 45 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | PinkNinja941 | 14 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | swqft | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmellyTesty | 779 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| #2 | PinkNinja941 | 336 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | swqft | 71 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swqft | +7.19 | 88 | 63 |
| #2 | Seasoned Goose | +1.28 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | SmellyTesty | +1.10 | 80 | 61 |
| #4 | PinkNinja941 | -0.58 | 42 | 53 |





