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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 122 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4394 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4675 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5355 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4708 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,197,443 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1063 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PinkNinja941 | 59% | 100 |
| #2 | Seasoned Goose | 57% | 422 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PinkNinja941 | 59% | 100 |
| #2 | Seasoned Goose | 57% | 422 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seasoned Goose | 60 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | PinkNinja941 | 20 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seasoned Goose | 928 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | PinkNinja941 | 356 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmellyTesty | +1.39 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | Seasoned Goose | +0.89 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | PinkNinja941 | -1.10 | 41 | 56 |





