








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 274 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,054 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3138 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1453 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 3832 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3631 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $736,472 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1973 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mommy | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | cs2 hanyas | 55% | 149 |
| #3 | ★KriskE | 53% | 64 |
| #4 | milan | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | :)( | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ★KriskE | 53% | 64 |
| #4 | milan | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | :)( | 51% | 45 |
| #6 | Dula Peep | 50% | 324 |
| #7 | SzoviX | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dula Peep | 47 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | cs2 hanyas | 38 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | milan | 16 | 0.0186 |
| #4 | ★KriskE | 9 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | mommy | 5 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dula Peep | 428 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | cs2 hanyas | 381 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | milan | 152 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | :)( | 126 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | ★KriskE | 79 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :)( | +3.17 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | kaotiq.png | +1.31 | 73 | 50 |
| #3 | ★KriskE | +1.29 | 83 | 56 |
| #4 | milan | +1.07 | 80 | 45 |
| #5 | cs2 hanyas | +0.99 | 69 | 50 |





