








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 513 | 26% |
| Smokes | 379 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 551 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 534 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $26,847 of utility $24 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cs2 hanyas | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | kaotiq.png | 53% | 64 |
| #3 | SzoviX | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cs2 hanyas | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | kaotiq.png | 53% | 64 |
| #3 | SzoviX | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaotiq.png | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | cs2 hanyas | 1 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaotiq.png | 54 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | cs2 hanyas | 13 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | SzoviX | 4 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cs2 hanyas | +4.55 | 81 | 49 |
| #2 | kaotiq.png | +3.50 | 75 | 47 |
| #3 | ★KriskE | +1.51 | 84 | 57 |
| #4 | SzoviX | -8.09 | 14 | 50 |





