








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
799 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,453 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 518 | 21% |
| Smokes | 480 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 774 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 681 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $256,092 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TYSON_32 | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | modiiBUYDOGGO | 51% | 39 |
| #3 | !Flawless | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | kimi ka londa | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | I Can't Carry | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | InderDace | 36% | 74 |
| #10 | SPETSNAZ | 34% | 32 |
| #11 | Sarmishra | 30% | 40 |
| #12 | Ligma | 29% | 31 |
| #13 | VeerG | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mikejbe9 | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | InderDace | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ☂RΞTARDED☂ | 5 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | Rambro | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Ligma | 4 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InderDace | 139 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | kimi ka londa | 86 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | SPETSNAZ | 83 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | modiiBUYDOGGO | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | ☂RΞTARDED☂ | 45 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | modiiBUYDOGGO | +6.33 | 90 | 52 |
| #2 | TYSON_32 | +5.41 | 72 | 65 |
| #3 | !Flawless | +2.81 | 73 | 37 |
| #4 | ☂RΞTARDED☂ | +2.71 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | SPETSNAZ | +1.93 | 68 | 54 |





