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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5483 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4215 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4373 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3430 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3772 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $799,283 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 701 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sapito | 59% | 59 |
| #2 | Lillesinho | 59% | 59 |
| #3 | JULIO11174 | 57% | 75 |
| #4 | ✪ DeeDee - | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | 🍥⛩️ Minato ⛩️🍥 | 57% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | JULIO11174 | 57% | 75 |
| #4 | ✪ DeeDee - | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | 🍥⛩️ Minato ⛩️🍥 | 57% | 56 |
| #6 | Playツ | 55% | 29 |
| #7 | BILBOBALBOA | 54% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sapito | 10 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | JULIO11174 | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | 🍥⛩️ Minato ⛩️🍥 | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | BILBOBALBOA | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Lillesinho | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JULIO11174 | 292 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | BILBOBALBOA | 191 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Lillesinho | 122 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Playツ | 120 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | 🍥⛩️ Minato ⛩️🍥 | 114 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sammii | +2.89 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | Sapito | +2.31 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | 🍥⛩️ Minato ⛩️🍥 | +0.66 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | Lillesinho | +0.16 | 74 | 68 |
| #5 | BILBOBALBOA | -0.65 | 50 | 69 |





