








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 602 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,960 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2259 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2932 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2956 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2813 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,048,690 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ DeeDee - | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | sammii | 57% | 56 |
| #3 | Playツ | 56% | 39 |
| #4 | El hijo de Wolfankillers | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | Sapito | 52% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Sapito | 52% | 128 |
| #6 | BILBOBALBOA | 51% | 211 |
| #7 | Lillesinho | 51% | 144 |
| #8 | Rata ˚͜ ˚ | 50% | 50 |
| #9 | JULIO11174 | 48% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sapito | 14 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Lillesinho | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | BILBOBALBOA | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | JULIO11174 | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | ✪ DeeDee - | 5 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JULIO11174 | 476 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | BILBOBALBOA | 441 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | Lillesinho | 226 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | sammii | 205 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | Sapito | 189 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sapito | +2.82 | 79 | 60 |
| #2 | sammii | +2.45 | 82 | 69 |
| #3 | 🍥⛩️ Minato ⛩️🍥 | +1.11 | 77 | 66 |
| #4 | Lillesinho | +0.58 | 72 | 69 |
| #5 | BILBOBALBOA | -0.26 | 59 | 72 |





