








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 762 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 487 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 116 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3963 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4999 | 21% |
| Smokes | 7189 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5818 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6079 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,476,231 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sammii | 54% | 84 |
| #2 | Playツ | 52% | 110 |
| #3 | 🍥⛩️ Minato ⛩️🍥 | 51% | 211 |
| #4 | JULIO11174 | 51% | 213 |
| #5 | Trixky | 50% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sapito | 16 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | 🍥⛩️ Minato ⛩️🍥 | 14 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Lillesinho | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | JULIO11174 | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Playツ | 7 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JULIO11174 | 723 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | Playツ | 500 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #3 | 🍥⛩️ Minato ⛩️🍥 | 413 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | Lillesinho | 380 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | Sapito | 372 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sapito | +2.89 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | sammii | +2.68 | 80 | 69 |
| #3 | Trixky | +1.40 | 75 | 56 |
| #4 | 🍥⛩️ Minato ⛩️🍥 | +1.09 | 75 | 67 |
| #5 | Lillesinho | +0.80 | 73 | 69 |





