








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9988 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 106 matches | ||
| Wingman | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 281 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




161 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15858 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,893 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15734 | 33% |
| Smokes | 13675 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 10391 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8093 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,651,024 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5592 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☠︎PlutZ☠ | 84% | 64 |
| #2 | Carrasco | 77% | 125 |
| #3 | amazed1ck <3 joel | 76% | 86 |
| #4 | Ritinha <3 | 75% | 88 |
| #5 | Who Me | 74% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | albert | 24 | 0.0188 |
| #2 | amazed1ck <3 joel | 19 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | Who Me | 14 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | Carrasco | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Ritinha <3 | 7 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☠︎PlutZ☠ | 335 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #2 | Who Me | 307 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | amazed1ck <3 joel | 278 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | Carrasco | 260 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ritinha <3 | 235 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡kR1S1S⚡ | +8.91 | 82 | 75 |
| #2 | Carrasco | +1.44 | 81 | 61 |
| #3 | Ritinha <3 | +0.30 | 58 | 63 |
| #4 | ☠︎PlutZ☠ | +0.19 | 62 | 64 |
| #5 | Who Me | -1.35 | 40 | 55 |





