








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 100 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6123 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4686 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3646 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1402 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 3394 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,739,517 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Handumari | 81% | 57 |
| #2 | m0on1eft | 73% | 40 |
| #3 | 기행종거인 | 68% | 53 |
| #4 | kan4deS | 68% | 37 |
| #5 | Kyoya | 67% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NLY | 22 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | WERT | 18 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | 하나마루 | 16 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | ʜʏᴇᴏɴɪ | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | sonkath | 10 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WERT | 1605 | 0.22 | 34 min |
| #2 | .LeHe | 1590 | 0.44 | 30 min |
| #3 | 하나마루 | 738 | 0.29 | 15 min |
| #4 | Mad | 524 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #5 | LiFe2 | 433 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0on1eft | +4.41 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | kan4deS | +4.15 | 81 | 72 |
| #3 | ʜʏᴇᴏɴɪ | +3.60 | 94 | 46 |
| #4 | 하나마루 | +3.55 | 84 | 59 |
| #5 | Handumari | +3.51 | 79 | 58 |





