








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3772 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,117 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7059 | 44% |
| Smokes | 3265 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1754 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 4039 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $898,209 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 268 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | WERT | 58% | 342 |
| #9 | 하나마루 | 57% | 115 |
| #10 | NLY | 54% | 96 |
| #11 | LiFe2 | 54% | 95 |
| #12 | Mad | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1mple | 20 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | WERT | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | 하나마루 | 13 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | NLY | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | LiFe2 | 6 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WERT | 1381 | 0.21 | 29 min |
| #2 | 하나마루 | 683 | 0.29 | 14 min |
| #3 | LiFe2 | 507 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #4 | s1mple | 355 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Mad | 213 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʜʏᴇᴏɴɪ | +4.21 | 96 | 39 |
| #2 | Handumari | +4.01 | 81 | 47 |
| #3 | 하나마루 | +3.21 | 83 | 55 |
| #4 | .LeHe | +1.22 | 58 | 45 |
| #5 | ACAね | +0.97 | 60 | 46 |





