








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 630 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1972 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2100 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1090 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1865 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $804,705 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RacKs | 62% | 73 |
| #2 | Frisky | 53% | 53 |
| #3 | _bennie | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Dewey Fan | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | sloppy bill on the pill | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RacKs | 62% | 73 |
| #2 | Frisky | 53% | 53 |
| #3 | _bennie | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Dewey Fan | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | sloppy bill on the pill | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RacKs | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Frisky | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Dewey Fan | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RacKs | 337 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | Frisky | 151 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | _bennie | 61 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Dewey Fan | 48 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | sloppy bill on the pill | 33 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frisky | +1.85 | 85 | 56 |
| #2 | _bennie | +1.70 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | RacKs | +1.02 | 65 | 73 |
| #4 | Swiffty | -0.26 | 55 | 60 |
| #5 | Dewey Fan | -1.19 | 74 | 48 |





