








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 362 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1640 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2261 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2243 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1628 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1995 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $470,943 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swiffty | 62% | 73 |
| #2 | Zoom | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | knshi | 58% | 52 |
| #4 | Frisky | 52% | 58 |
| #5 | kriis | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Zoom | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | knshi | 58% | 52 |
| #4 | Frisky | 52% | 58 |
| #5 | kriis | 46% | 13 |
| #6 | _bennie | 41% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knshi | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | kriis | 3 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | Swiffty | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Frisky | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knshi | 240 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | Swiffty | 182 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | _bennie | 152 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Frisky | 126 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | kriis | 54 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _bennie | +1.93 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | kriis | +1.63 | 61 | 57 |
| #3 | Zoom | +1.10 | 80 | 62 |
| #4 | knshi | +1.08 | 76 | 71 |
| #5 | Frisky | +0.77 | 83 | 52 |





