








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 643 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 224 matches | ||
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5691 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9350 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6721 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6991 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5484 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,469,980 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 673 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taran666 | 64% | 42 |
| #2 | s1mplu | 63% | 105 |
| #3 | ✪Rambo | 54% | 561 |
| #4 | GOKUI | 53% | 177 |
| #5 | [T]zinGa^ | 52% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪Rambo | 54% | 561 |
| #4 | GOKUI | 53% | 177 |
| #5 | [T]zinGa^ | 52% | 56 |
| #6 | -xyzZ | 51% | 155 |
| #7 | Vani | 40% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Rambo | 29 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | [T]zinGa^ | 13 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | GOKUI | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | -xyzZ | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | s1mplu | 7 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Rambo | 2208 | 0.19 | 61 min |
| #2 | [T]zinGa^ | 424 | 0.36 | 11 min |
| #3 | -xyzZ | 377 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | GOKUI | 332 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | s1mplu | 187 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Rambo | +2.09 | 74 | 78 |
| #2 | !ntrudeRR✪ | +0.85 | 69 | 75 |
| #3 | taran666 | +0.73 | 63 | 55 |
| #4 | -xyzZ | +0.38 | 64 | 68 |
| #5 | GOKUI | -1.31 | 51 | 60 |





