








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 434 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 229 matches | ||
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 130 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8122 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,496 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9158 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7810 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6529 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5999 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,373,054 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 626 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1mplu | 61% | 108 |
| #2 | taran666 | 60% | 43 |
| #3 | GOKUI | 55% | 185 |
| #4 | -xyzZ | 54% | 148 |
| #5 | !ntrudeRR✪ | 54% | 561 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | GOKUI | 55% | 185 |
| #4 | -xyzZ | 54% | 148 |
| #5 | !ntrudeRR✪ | 54% | 561 |
| #6 | [T]zinGa^ | 53% | 55 |
| #7 | Vani | 43% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !ntrudeRR✪ | 39 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | [T]zinGa^ | 14 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | -xyzZ | 12 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | s1mplu | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | GOKUI | 6 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !ntrudeRR✪ | 2708 | 0.24 | 71 min |
| #2 | [T]zinGa^ | 427 | 0.37 | 11 min |
| #3 | -xyzZ | 351 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | GOKUI | 342 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | s1mplu | 201 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Rambo | +2.19 | 73 | 78 |
| #2 | !ntrudeRR✪ | +0.79 | 68 | 75 |
| #3 | taran666 | +0.35 | 60 | 57 |
| #4 | -xyzZ | +0.21 | 66 | 69 |
| #5 | GOKUI | -1.23 | 49 | 61 |





