








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 243 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 904 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1000 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 930 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 681 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $312,895 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m. | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | Pixar | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | Chaos | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | 🌼Zиїж | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | Phoenix | 67% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoistToastie | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | dammm | 1 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | avo | 1 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | 𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖕𝖍<3 | 1 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | t-_sacks | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phoenix | 178 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #2 | MoistToastie | 112 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | LadyK | 53 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Pixar | 49 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | Recruit me Pepel | 39 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | avo | +7.91 | 93 | 42 |
| #2 | m. | +7.21 | 93 | 42 |
| #3 | Phoenix | +4.28 | 82 | 74 |
| #4 | Pixar | +2.71 | 71 | 68 |
| #5 | 𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖕𝖍<3 | +1.66 | 51 | 56 |





