








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 322 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3972 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,562 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9216 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6909 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4323 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6114 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $313,097 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 261 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RotKop456 | +5.83 | 82 | 33 |
| #2 | Phoenix | +3.53 | 75 | 78 |
| #3 | CaTNaP:) | +3.25 | 78 | 57 |
| #4 | Pixar | +1.86 | 73 | 73 |
| #5 | www.twitch.tv/frostzr | +0.73 | 65 | 61 |





