








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,985 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1020 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1078 | 33% |
| Smokes | 723 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 663 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 801 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $252,631 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NickyB2005 | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Icron1c | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | LoweN | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | Præstezito | 61% | 51 |
| #5 | Zybax | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Præstezito | 260 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #2 | NickyB2005 | 69 | 0.40 | 2 min |
| #3 | LoweN | 40 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Zybax | 39 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | p0se /ñ/ | 31 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Præstezito | +2.19 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | Icron1c | +1.63 | 80 | 73 |
| #3 | -Patzi | +1.54 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | Zybax | +0.93 | 74 | 67 |
| #5 | NickyB2005 | +0.85 | 85 | 75 |





