








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
489 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,754 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 433 | 25% |
| Smokes | 386 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 468 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 467 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $125,627 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LoweN | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | ItzNima | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | NickyB2005 | 78% | 9 |
| #4 | Soto | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | sLamu | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NickyB2005 | 2 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Præstezito | 1 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | -Patzi | 1 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Soto | 1 | 0.0156 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NickyB2005 | 77 | 0.36 | 2 min |
| #2 | Præstezito | 37 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #3 | Bubz.exe ✪ csgoatse.com | 16 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #4 | -Patzi | 15 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | darkness | 15 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fjeldal | +4.03 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | NickyB2005 | +3.55 | 83 | 75 |
| #3 | Soto | +3.36 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | Bubz.exe ✪ csgoatse.com | +2.68 | 89 | 84 |
| #5 | darkness | +2.02 | 74 | 65 |





