








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2057 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,471 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9450 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8819 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5035 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 6167 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,323,155 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 602 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaye | 61% | 179 |
| #2 | Tilted | 60% | 43 |
| #3 | Rezzy | 55% | 127 |
| #4 | selenahh6 | 51% | 108 |
| #5 | Lethal | 51% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Rezzy | 55% | 127 |
| #4 | selenahh6 | 51% | 108 |
| #5 | Lethal | 51% | 85 |
| #6 | RicFlairw000 | 50% | 58 |
| #7 | Ryse | 50% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rezzy | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Shaye | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Ryse | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Lethal | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | selenahh6 | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RicFlairw000 | 302 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #2 | Shaye | 267 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ryse | 197 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Rezzy | 196 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | selenahh6 | 146 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chipstur | +3.79 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | Shaye | +3.02 | 83 | 57 |
| #3 | Ryse | +0.77 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | Rezzy | +0.74 | 73 | 54 |
| #5 | Tilted | +0.60 | 52 | 45 |





