








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 472 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 495 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,181 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8547 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6725 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4107 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6802 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,039,743 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★彡✘HYdrA_FuRy✘彡★ | 52% | 172 |
| #2 | TheRealHitmann | 50% | 28 |
| #3 | KuroNeko | 48% | 211 |
| #4 | swimminq | 45% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★彡✘HYdrA_FuRy✘彡★ | 52% | 172 |
| #2 | TheRealHitmann | 50% | 28 |
| #3 | KuroNeko | 48% | 211 |
| #4 | swimminq | 45% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swimminq | 10 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | ★彡✘HYdrA_FuRy✘彡★ | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | TheRealHitmann | 6 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | KuroNeko | 5 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KuroNeko | 787 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #2 | swimminq | 182 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | ★彡✘HYdrA_FuRy✘彡★ | 159 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | TheRealHitmann | 29 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheRealHitmann | +1.52 | 66 | 31 |
| #2 | swimminq | +0.78 | 54 | 51 |
| #3 | ★彡✘HYdrA_FuRy✘彡★ | +0.60 | 83 | 49 |
| #4 | Neo | +0.56 | 44 | 76 |
| #5 | KuroNeko | -0.07 | 48 | 68 |





