








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1495 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,602 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 371 | 14% |
| Smokes | 839 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 751 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 641 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,074 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [...idiot...] | 52% | 86 |
| #2 | Neo | 50% | 28 |
| #3 | ★彡✘HYdrA_FuRy✘彡★ | 44% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [...idiot...] | 52% | 86 |
| #2 | Neo | 50% | 28 |
| #3 | ★彡✘HYdrA_FuRy✘彡★ | 44% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★彡✘HYdrA_FuRy✘彡★ | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | [...idiot...] | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Neo | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [...idiot...] | 202 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Neo | 148 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | ★彡✘HYdrA_FuRy✘彡★ | 44 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [...idiot...] | +1.90 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | TheRealHitmann | +0.42 | 63 | 39 |
| #3 | ★彡✘HYdrA_FuRy✘彡★ | -0.79 | 81 | 45 |
| #4 | Neo | -1.37 | 49 | 66 |





