








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 95 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 773 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3565 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5500 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4159 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4442 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,089,903 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swimminq | 55% | 108 |
| #2 | Neo | 52% | 172 |
| #3 | TheRealHitmann | 44% | 55 |
| #4 | KuroNeko | 40% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swimminq | 55% | 108 |
| #2 | Neo | 52% | 172 |
| #3 | TheRealHitmann | 44% | 55 |
| #4 | KuroNeko | 40% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swimminq | 12 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Neo | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | TheRealHitmann | 8 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | KuroNeko | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neo | 810 | 0.22 | 21 min |
| #2 | KuroNeko | 297 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #3 | swimminq | 216 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | TheRealHitmann | 41 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swimminq | +1.24 | 58 | 49 |
| #2 | ★彡✘HYdrA_FuRy✘彡★ | +0.78 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | TheRealHitmann | +0.55 | 65 | 34 |
| #4 | Neo | -0.37 | 45 | 77 |
| #5 | KuroNeko | -1.21 | 37 | 68 |





