








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1031 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 322 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,366 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4516 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3792 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5650 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5408 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,807,059 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hashslingingslasher | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ Show me your kitties | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | CHRISTINAFKNBMWFRK | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | wperches | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hashslingingslasher | +3.68 | 71 | 49 |
| #2 | wperches | +2.31 | 85 | 65 |
| #3 | CHRISTINAFKNBMWFRK | -1.98 | 22 | 37 |
| #4 | lemony | -2.67 | 23 | 48 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ Show me your kitties | -3.02 | 46 | 40 |





