








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 95 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2687 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2503 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2419 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1312 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,580,319 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shinju | 1448 | 0.21 | 44 min |
| #2 | Kyuu ツ | 347 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | iche | 271 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | KaMi | 167 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Superbri0che | 125 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iche | +6.14 | 89 | 71 |
| #2 | Shinju | +5.24 | 79 | 70 |
| #3 | SeRiaL | +2.07 | 60 | 51 |
| #4 | Kyuu ツ | +1.39 | 42 | 67 |
| #5 | KaMi | +0.34 | 62 | 67 |





