








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 907 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 664 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 171 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6961 | 18% |
| Smokes | 11597 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 13810 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 7227 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,329,062 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skylher | 67% | 83 |
| #2 | ponk | 62% | 128 |
| #3 | Shinju | 61% | 388 |
| #4 | Superbri0che | 60% | 121 |
| #5 | iche | 59% | 309 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyuu ツ | 1631 | 0.13 | 44 min |
| #2 | Shinju | 1456 | 0.19 | 43 min |
| #3 | iche | 903 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #4 | ponk | 225 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Skylher | 176 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iche | +4.10 | 88 | 71 |
| #2 | Shinju | +3.24 | 73 | 71 |
| #3 | Skylher | +2.15 | 70 | 71 |
| #4 | Kyuu ツ | +0.05 | 44 | 71 |
| #5 | SeRiaL | -0.03 | 59 | 51 |





