








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2203 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,917 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1962 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2201 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3674 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3080 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,709,725 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 408 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skylher | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | waronvz | 61% | 74 |
| #3 | iche | 60% | 70 |
| #4 | KaMi | 60% | 121 |
| #5 | Kyuu ツ | 53% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shinju | 1795 | 0.20 | 48 min |
| #2 | ponk | 273 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Kyuu ツ | 266 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | KaMi | 174 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | iche | 174 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iche | +5.80 | 88 | 71 |
| #2 | Shinju | +4.80 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | Skylher | +2.98 | 73 | 72 |
| #4 | Kyuu ツ | +1.38 | 46 | 67 |
| #5 | waronvz | +0.88 | 53 | 32 |





