








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1274 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,812 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1007 | 56% |
| Smokes | 275 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 104 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 426 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $600,390 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JMONEY2000 | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | |ℬ| Count McX | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | NaabNipsu | 42% | 64 |
| #4 | Edu | 40% | 67 |
| #5 | Lepi | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edu | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Lepi | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | NaabNipsu | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | |ℬ| Count McX | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Lihavakissa | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edu | 186 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | Lepi | 159 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | NaabNipsu | 119 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | |ℬ| Count McX | 72 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | JMONEY2000 | 43 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lepi | +1.72 | 83 | 53 |
| #2 | Rinezki | -0.02 | 78 | 46 |
| #3 | Lihavakissa | -0.41 | 62 | 45 |
| #4 | JMONEY2000 | -0.77 | 44 | 63 |
| #5 | Edu | -1.17 | 56 | 55 |





