








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 512 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1128 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,356 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 867 | 20% |
| Smokes | 888 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1371 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1230 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $599,191 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JMONEY2000 | 60% | 50 |
| #2 | |ℬ| Count McX | 59% | 73 |
| #3 | Edu | 51% | 148 |
| #4 | JMac | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | Lepi | 46% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Edu | 51% | 148 |
| #4 | JMac | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | Lepi | 46% | 96 |
| #6 | Lihavakissa | 45% | 58 |
| #7 | Rinezki | 42% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lepi | 12 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Edu | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Lihavakissa | 7 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | JMONEY2000 | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | |ℬ| Count McX | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edu | 395 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | Lepi | 329 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | Rinezki | 271 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | |ℬ| Count McX | 168 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | JMONEY2000 | 111 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lepi | +2.69 | 84 | 52 |
| #2 | Rinezki | +0.87 | 77 | 48 |
| #3 | JMac | +0.72 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | Lihavakissa | +0.58 | 64 | 50 |
| #5 | |ℬ| Count McX | +0.11 | 62 | 54 |





