








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 376 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2393 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3418 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1783 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2551 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,025,261 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LazerRadical | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | mjd | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | Gloomy | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | BADATPBench320 | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | DaBetes | 58% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | psychopyro | 55% | 58 |
| #8 | a7om1k | 53% | 19 |
| #9 | KrapS | 48% | 52 |
| #10 | | 44% | 18 |
| #11 | Big Pharma | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BADATPBench320 | 12 | 0.0301 |
| #2 | a7om1k | 7 | 0.0180 |
| #3 | DaBetes | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | mjd | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | psychopyro | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrapS | 160 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | DaBetes | 146 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Gloomy | 146 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | mjd | 107 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | psychopyro | 104 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a7om1k | +6.53 | 82 | 50 |
| #2 | LazerRadical | +3.85 | 94 | 61 |
| #3 | DaBetes | +2.27 | 82 | 57 |
| #4 | | +0.51 | 88 | 54 |
| #5 | xx>Bird<xx | +0.47 | 84 | 57 |





