








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 642 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3946 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,686 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7057 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5759 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2115 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 3755 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $446,209 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1224 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kecko | 61% | 59 |
| #2 | DaBetes | 61% | 224 |
| #3 | BADATPBench320 | 57% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kecko | 61% | 59 |
| #2 | DaBetes | 61% | 224 |
| #3 | BADATPBench320 | 57% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BADATPBench320 | 19 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | DaBetes | 16 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Kecko | 7 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BADATPBench320 | 949 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #2 | DaBetes | 325 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | Kecko | 70 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaBetes | +4.63 | 85 | 49 |
| #2 | mjd | +1.06 | 60 | 60 |
| #3 | BADATPBench320 | +0.66 | 64 | 49 |
| #4 | Kecko | -2.51 | 40 | 43 |





