








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 835 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2418 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,052 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1953 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3205 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2412 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1482 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,336,387 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 391 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bugag | 50% | 34 |
| #2 | que pro | 50% | 54 |
| #3 | [Ur Mommy] aRealGirl69 | 48% | 270 |
| #4 | Eesti Kaalikas | 46% | 41 |
| #5 | ✮ MrFisherman_CSGO ✮ | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kujuta lohed | 10 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | bugag | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | [Ur Mommy] aRealGirl69 | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | [TRA] efakiisurawrx3 | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Eesti Kaalikas | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [TRA] efakiisurawrx3 | 286 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | kujuta lohed | 249 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | ✮ MrFisherman_CSGO ✮ | 192 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | [Ur Mommy] aRealGirl69 | 154 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | bugag | 119 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kujuta lohed | +3.71 | 63 | 58 |
| #2 | ✮ MrFisherman_CSGO ✮ | +2.89 | 60 | 62 |
| #3 | Eesti Kaalikas | +1.31 | 59 | 45 |
| #4 | que pro | +0.97 | 60 | 50 |
| #5 | [TRA] Elvenaar | +0.92 | 35 | 68 |





