








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,159 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 455 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1393 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1216 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1095 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,532,999 of utility $288 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✮ MrFisherman_CSGO ✮ | 52% | 33 |
| #2 | Eesti Kaalikas | 49% | 37 |
| #3 | [TRA] Elvenaar | 48% | 270 |
| #4 | que pro | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | Ogakodalane | 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kujuta lohed | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | [TRA] Elvenaar | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | [TRA] efakiisurawrx3 | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Eesti Kaalikas | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | que pro | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kujuta lohed | +3.94 | 59 | 58 |
| #2 | ✮ MrFisherman_CSGO ✮ | +3.29 | 63 | 65 |
| #3 | Eesti Kaalikas | +1.49 | 61 | 46 |
| #4 | [TRA] Elvenaar | +1.23 | 34 | 70 |
| #5 | que pro | +1.05 | 62 | 52 |





