








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 226 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,725 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1852 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1482 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2856 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1535 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,518,280 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 465 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonsu | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | varz | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | Earl™ | 51% | 43 |
| #4 | bugag | 50% | 123 |
| #5 | ✮ MrFisherman_CSGO ✮ | 50% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Ninjawi | 45% | 29 |
| #11 | m0m3nt | 44% | 39 |
| #12 | Ogakodalane | 43% | 58 |
| #13 | pinguSツ | 33% | 27 |
| #14 | WillOwispss | 33% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kujuta lohed | 20 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | m0m3nt | 11 | 0.0131 |
| #3 | bugag | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | varz | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Ninjawi | 5 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kujuta lohed | 608 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | bugag | 369 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | ✮ MrFisherman_CSGO ✮ | 201 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | m0m3nt | 194 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #5 | varz | 157 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✮ MrFisherman_CSGO ✮ | +2.65 | 61 | 57 |
| #2 | varz | +2.11 | 73 | 42 |
| #3 | kujuta lohed | +1.99 | 62 | 54 |
| #4 | Jonsu | +0.73 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | que pro | +0.47 | 60 | 53 |





