








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
702 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,298 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1692 | 51% |
| Smokes | 369 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 551 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 686 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $68,402 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarl Balgruuf | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | less than three | 44% | 16 |
| #3 | Cheem1cal | 43% | 37 |
| #4 | falsed | 42% | 38 |
| #5 | iloveroses539 | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | falsed | 253 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #2 | Cheem1cal | 154 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jarl Balgruuf | 120 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Takamacha | 54 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| #5 | iloveroses539 | 52 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarl Balgruuf | +7.54 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | falsed | +3.59 | 53 | 54 |
| #3 | Cheem1cal | +2.79 | 83 | 57 |
| #4 | less than three | +0.19 | 70 | 53 |
| #5 | iloveroses539 | -0.47 | 60 | 41 |





