








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1018 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 363 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




162 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6367 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6176 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7685 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2620 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 5872 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,530,964 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 749 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | less than three | 54% | 191 |
| #2 | ✧wut-do-wut-do✧ | 54% | 69 |
| #3 | falsed | 51% | 425 |
| #4 | Takamacha | 47% | 171 |
| #5 | iloveroses539 | 47% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | falsed | 51% | 425 |
| #4 | Takamacha | 47% | 171 |
| #5 | iloveroses539 | 47% | 133 |
| #6 | soar | 43% | 37 |
| #7 | Frank Kalivoda | 35% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | falsed | 238 | 0.0276 |
| #2 | iloveroses539 | 68 | 0.0256 |
| #3 | less than three | 67 | 0.0174 |
| #4 | Takamacha | 47 | 0.0130 |
| #5 | Frank Kalivoda | 26 | 0.0303 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | falsed | 1780 | 0.21 | 26 min |
| #2 | Takamacha | 723 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | less than three | 478 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | iloveroses539 | 387 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | ✧wut-do-wut-do✧ | 367 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | falsed | +2.82 | 59 | 56 |
| #2 | ✧wut-do-wut-do✧ | +2.63 | 73 | 70 |
| #3 | Cheem1cal | +2.01 | 81 | 57 |
| #4 | less than three | +1.69 | 72 | 50 |
| #5 | iloveroses539 | -0.94 | 68 | 42 |





